Hollywood Couple Takes Over a Country
by Ian Mosley
The self-absorbed and self-dramatizing behavior of American celebrities is becoming more and more bizarre and arrogant by the year. Actress Angelina Jolie and her main man Brad Pitt, the Hollywood hunk with the room-temperature IQ who knocked up the half-breed starlet in an adulterous affair after they co-starred in the movie “Mr. and Mrs. Smith,” have given birth to an illegitimate daughter in NAMIBIA, of all places. In order to do so, they jetted in and more or less took over the whole country.
A Reuters article notes “The Republic of Namibia - the impoverished country of 1.8 million known for its wild remoteness - not only welcomed the movie stars, it handed over control of its international land borders and airspace to them. As the world awaited the birth of the child at a luxury villa complex on the coast, Namibian authorities said they had bowed to pressure from Jolie and Pitt and granted them the right to ban foreign journalists from entering the country - a remarkable move for the Government of any sovereign state.”
Africa is a continent with many truly pathetic nations and Namibia qualifies up there in the top five. None of the original colonial powers of Europe wanted Namibia. Germany, which entered the colonial game late, received control and then lost it during World War One. There’s literally nothing there except desert and pygmy negroid Bushmen. The landscape makes semi-arid Botswana look lush by comparison. The country is run by a mulatto elite called Rehoboth Basters. Why on earth Pitt and Jolie chose this place to give birth is beyond comprehension; presumably they brought their own medical staff with them. The official reason is that it was to get away from the infernal horde of paparazzi who swarm over celebrities like ants attacking a picnic. The paparazzi stalk Pitt and Jolie due to an incomprehensible fascination which the American public has with two mediocre actors who also happen to be adulterers during a period of time when there is a void of acting talent.
The baby was named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt (poor kid, growing up with a name like that!) in a luxury villa of some kind near the old German colonial seaport of Walvis Bay. The stars told ministers they would quit the country unless intrusive journalists who follow them around like sea gulls following a garbage scow were prevented from disembarking at Namibia’s only airport in Windhoek. One South African and three French photographers so far have been arrested and deported.
Pitt and Jolie plan to sell the first picture of the child for $5.4 million with the proceeds going to charity. Could things get anymore insane? Don’t most babies look alike? It seems as though Brad and Angelina have gone damned near psychotic in their narcissism. What will the baby’s life be like, one wonders? Children like to be the center of attention, but this baby is just a means for the parents to grab the spotlight. How many more months will this weakly-linked, non-married family stay together? Is the offspring doomed to suffer neglect and bound for drug addictions and similar problems? Enquiring minds want to know.