Segregated Survivor: The Inside Story
The following notes were allegedly left behind by a Hollywood big shot at Hymie’s Bagel Nosh on Santa Monica Blvd. We’ll let the readers decide if this just might be the real inside story on Segregated Survivor. –Charles Coughlin
Day One
Such a brilliant idea I just had today. I’ve been stuck with all these Mexicans, Asians and Schwarzers to add “diversity” to the Survivor show. Nobody wants to see these people, but what if I separate them into racial groups, arm them with fifteenth century weapons and have them fight a battle to the death. Oy, I can see the Emmy on my mantelpiece!!
Day Two
After arguing all night with the lawyers (some of whom are my relatives, the ungrateful shysters), I’ve been told I can’t have a battle to the death, but I can keep the contestants segregated in racial groups. I may still be able to get rich and famous off this.
Day Three
For the first competition, I’m cutting off the food for everyone. They’re going to have to live off the land. (more…)