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by Jeff Davis

It looks like our former Vice President isn’t quite such a boring personality after all. Apparently under the light of the full moon, he turns into a were-poodle.

The Smoking Gun website reports: “In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling ‘crazed sex poodle’ who gave a come hither look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia…In December 2006, a lawyer for the woman told police about the purported encounter, but after the masseuse canceled three interview appointments, the case was closed due to her refusal to cooperate with the investigation or even report a crime.”

Maybe Gore used some of the money from his endless Global Warming tour to pay her off so she didn’t press charges.

The Smoking Gun article goes on: “It is unclear why, two years later, she approached Portland police and sought to memorialize her allegations against Gore, who she portrayed as a tipsy, handsy predator who forced her to drink Grand Marnier, pinned her to a bed, and forcibly French-kissed her.” (She went back to Gore for more money and he wouldn’t pay.) “The woman’s statement–which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction–describes Gore as a man with a violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona. After fleeing Gore’s suite, the woman returned home to discover… ’stains on the front of my black slacks.’ …. ‘I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened. Just my intuition.’ While the masseuse hired a civil attorney, ‘I was not interested in making any money from this case,’ she told cops. ‘I did not want to be labeled a gold digger like the women in this situation are often labeled.’ The woman recently eased off this principled stand when she offered to sell her story to the National Enquirer for $1 million.”

Now that’s a good old-fashioned, real Democrat scandal, just like JFK, Teddy or Slick Willie himself. The most trendy and towering figure in world liberalism today (aside from Obama himself). All the fun and schadenfreude and dirty jokes and sleaze hypocrisy, and the utter, total, banality of the evil that rules us! I wonder how Al liked those little gatherings at Bohemian Grove?

I guess now we know why Tipper finally took off. She finally got a clue what a fraud Al Gore was in his personal life (if not his political life as well).

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