“Lay off the Witchcraft” Says Mugabe
by Ian Mosley
Well, we haven’t visited that towering monument to Third World self-rule, Zimbabwe recently so let’s see what our old friend and Marxist dictator-for-life Robert Mugabe is up to. Last we heard, Comrade Bob was in the process of starving his entire nation to death. Bread, flour, corn, cooking oil, gasoline, diesel fuel, spare parts and other necessities of life were almost impossible to obtain. Comrade Bob has finally driven the last White people who were producing anything of value out of the country. If a White nation had done the same sort of “ethnic cleansing” to -say- Gypsies or Muslims, the US would be screaming about the situation if not bombing the offending regime.
Zimbabwe’s foreign exchange is non-existent. The Zimbabwe dollar was worth less than its weight in toilet paper thanks to Zimbabwe’s unique combination of Marxist lunacy and an increasingly senile and incompetent dictator Mugabe. Oh, and Comrade Bob just drove an estimated two million poor black people out of the cities of Harare and Bulawayo and into the empty wasteland of the Zimbabwe bush, where even the wildlife has been exterminated by the people who are so desperate to find something to eat.
Now, according to the Daily Telegraph in London, semi-senile mass murderer Robert Mugabe has a message for his followers: “Lay off the witchcraft! I’m staying!” A recent article reports “President Robert Mugabe has ridiculed followers for consulting witch doctors to choose his successor, dismissing the suggestion that he is going to step down. Shaking his fist, Mr Mugabe, 82, told Zanu PF leaders and party elders at a weekend ‘consultative’ rally in the country’s capital, Harare, that they should not rely on witchcraft to choose Zimbabwe’s next president… Mr Mugabe also accused party colleagues of corruption and of cheating on their wives. He told colleagues, including the vice-president, Joyce Mujuru, that they should stick to one man, one wife.’ ”
The same article continues “Nobody is sure whether Mr Mugabe, who has been in power since independence from Britain 26 years ago, will retire when his term of office expires in March 2008, or if he will fight another election.” It should be mentioned that “elections” in Zimbabwe consist of mass beatings and burnings and arrests of Mugabe’s political opponents, while votes against him are simply torn up and thrown away by election officials, often enough right in front of stunned international observers. Eventually Mugabe may discover Diebold and electronic voting machines so he can steal elections in a more low key manner.
The Telegraph also notes “Jonathan Moyo, the former information minister who is now an independent MP and a political analyst, said yesterday: ‘He was trying to deal with an important matter in a frivolous way, but showed he is extremely agitated and knows he is cornered. He was also telling front-runners in Zanu PF that they should not kill each other for his position as president, as he is not going to leave office any time soon.’” Somehow, telling Marxist black Africans not to kill each other over political power in a Third World seems to be a rather pointless and overly optimistic exercise. One can only hope that like the Capones and the North Side gang in Chicago in the 1920s, when the squabbling does break out, these crazed murdering thugs will wipe each other out completely.
Meanwhile millions of poverty-stricken blacks are dying in Zimbabwe’s countryside as famine, malnutrition and disease are reaching almost Ethiopian and Somalian proportions. This is what used to be the White-run nation of Rhodesia, one of the only two countries in sub-Saharan Africa that actually exported food, the other being South Africa. Of course pointing out the truth is evil and racist, which is why no one bothers to remove Mugabe from power since -after all- President Jimmy Carter and liberal Europe put this criminal in power and their successors don’t want to admit the mistake.